Welcome.

So, here we are. Well, here you are. I'm probably not here while you are visiting. Unless, I'm in some real sycophantic mood reading my own musings. I hope not. I really do. Shit, that's actually pretty likely. Narcisissim 2.o, forreal! Amiright?

This is my first official attempt at a blog. I've made others, but they never saw the light of day for an abundant number of very good reasons. I know, I know... you already read a hundred blogs a day. Make it one hundred and one. Btw, you ever seen '101 Dalmations'? That is a very under-rated Disney movie. And pretty damn racist. (Editors note: I was thinking of 'Lady and the Tramp') But I digress. This blog is about me writing stuff. I will not be sharing links, or ROFLcopter youtube vids. There's plenty of those out there, find them and LOL til your heart can't take it no more. This is for me to squeeze my mind grapes and bottle the juice. Kinda like Howard Hughes, but with less urine. Welcome.